Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for March 24, 2023

The trick is to remind oneself the following morning that this day, TODAY I am going on a diet…, carpe pinguis. (Seize the fat.)

The witch is following the yellow brick road.

The degree of Self-Justification is simply overwhelming!

Since it’s always today and never tomorrow, that would work.

Saved by the majority!

Interesting how GoComics censors Gay-lord’s name in the comment section, but not in the actual comic…

Aaaaaackk! Just what Broomy wanted to hear…a confirmation of an endless menu…..

Majority does rule, Broomie!

Best day to start anything… TOMORROW!!!

They should have a light bulb shining brightly (as bright as a nova star) over Broomie’s head for her thought in the last panel. Yip yip yip yip yip

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,Creeps in this petty pace from day to day….

yeah, tis’ the usual silly classic instead of being honest.

The bar I used to go to had a sign up every year saying “Annual lobster fest tomorrow”. And when people showed up the next day they’d say “it’s not tomorrow”.

Thanks Russell, good one and funny…