In German the word for money is gelt (Old German) which sounds nearly the same as guilt. So gelt trips explains clearly where psychiatrists get all their money from.
Ziggy has a good point. In my experience, the only good a visit to a psychiatrist will do is pay for his vacation (or yacht, or whatever else he needs money for).
Counseling- the ability to pay somebody for information you already know but are to arrogant to admit. They only manipulate you to get you to the point of admitting the problem. Then they list you as cured but still keep you around in case anything else surfaces, plus by then you are so comfortable talking with them that you feel a kinship.Lets rationalize this, you walk in and you talk about your anxieties and your life experiences. Then they ask you for your feelings in regards to this and then what you feel caused all of this, then they hand you a bill anywhere from $50- $100! Never let them admit you..
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
Lucky psychiatrist. (Almost reminds me of the movie What About Bob? with Jack Nicholson as Bill Murray’s psychiatrist.)
dcdete. over 1 year ago
In German the word for money is gelt (Old German) which sounds nearly the same as guilt. So gelt trips explains clearly where psychiatrists get all their money from.
su43dipta over 1 year ago
I’m sure your psychiatrist felt a little guilty on their vacation!
Purple People Eater over 1 year ago
Ziggy has a good point. In my experience, the only good a visit to a psychiatrist will do is pay for his vacation (or yacht, or whatever else he needs money for).
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Ziggy always packed his emotional baggage for every guilt trip.
mckeonfuneralhomebx over 1 year ago
Counseling- the ability to pay somebody for information you already know but are to arrogant to admit. They only manipulate you to get you to the point of admitting the problem. Then they list you as cured but still keep you around in case anything else surfaces, plus by then you are so comfortable talking with them that you feel a kinship.Lets rationalize this, you walk in and you talk about your anxieties and your life experiences. Then they ask you for your feelings in regards to this and then what you feel caused all of this, then they hand you a bill anywhere from $50- $100! Never let them admit you..
Another Take over 1 year ago
If psychiatry worked, why do people have to see their shrinks for decades (sometimes)?
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
Possibly a few priests as well. :)
T... over 1 year ago
OK Ziggy, fess up, just how can you afford to live, are you blackmailing someone, or have you inherited a fortune?…
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
Besides, every time you take a guilt trip, they lose your baggage.