Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for April 03, 2023

Oh this should be fun.

Highway Patrol here nail them 24/7. Like shooting fish in a barrel!!!

Now they can share a cel•l.

And the best part is that they are husband and wife that were talking to each other before the accident…

At least that’s how I would see it.

It’s mostly happening by texting while driving

I discovered why stupid people think everyone else is stupid.

I wonder who’s at fault if you’re both on cellphones and run into each other.

This is the basic problem of people with bad traffic habits. It’s not long before two “practice” their bad habits at the same intersection.

Stop sign compliance in my town is now at less than 50%. I’ve only seen one traffic stop in the least ten years. Who benefits from this?

Listening is passive, drving is active. Talking is active.

They shouldn’t drive with flat tires anyway

I don’t usually imagine sappy plot lines, but I’m hoping for an old-fashioned romance — love at first collision.

There’s something missing here. Shouldn’t at least one of them be carrying a gun?