Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 30, 2023

If the news is that bad, the glasses should be larger.

It’s always bad news in ID…….

“This is an odd way to start handing out bonuses!”

Any situation meeting involving the fink will be bad news, Rodney. You are naive, as ever.

Probably because of the watered-down booze.

I suppose for Rod, anything that takes place in this room is bad news. I gather our Rod likes the pomp and circumstance afforded him as a knight, but not the fighting part.

Define “bad,” Rodney.

It must be really bad…look at the expression on Wiz’s face!

There is so much alcohol. Also, who invited the Jack of Clubs to this meeting?

…Because the Fink is there, Rodney! (like, duh…?)

I think they’re about to have a spirited discussion.

Wait. Does one of those bottles contain Flavor-Aid (Kool-Aid)?

I didn’t see a keg so the news can’t be that bad. Yip yip yip yip yip

This would be great for bung

Check the labels to make sure none of the bottles have a skull and crossbones on it, the red one looks suspicious.

Maybe Wizard better change all the bottles to plain wine ……. just to be on the safe side ….. especially the one with XXX …. just an idea ……. :)

Bung is under the table.

First issue is the missing cup…

The bad news is, the king is standing…

The booze.

I missed the cartoon pretty much. I was busy studying all the highly varied noses.

I thought it was great when my boss sprung for coffee.