Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for March 29, 2023

Rotary brushes are bad news. They would tangle and tear off antennas, mirrors, trim, or anything else projecting from the main surface.

Workin’ at the car wash, car wash, yeah…

That’s why we don’t walk into car wash machines.

They have that at Burning Man

The under carriage option would be OK but I’d skip the hot wax.

It’s gonna be hard to wrap a full body blow dryer around you when being interviewed after the game.

“LET’S GO AGAIN!”

Myth Busters proved that hand dryers blow germs off of the hands and all over the room.

Quoth the Raven, Nevermore. Besides you really got to know where your towel is.

Hand dryers in bathrooms don’t work.Even when they’re on.

And the brushes would cause skin abrasions.

Something I’d like to have confirmed or denied.One of the star pitchers for the Philadelphia Phillies,Chris Short,supposedly refused to have a baseball card of himself.In the 1960’s.

Ben Simmons.I told you so.

Cripes,the whole WORLD told them so!!

blow drying does make sense…

Hey,anybody remember POST CEREALS had baseball cards on t he back of t heir boxes in 1961?

Like a man’s package?

Has Tank been watching old James Bond movies?

Have the Towel Wars in the Raven’s dressing rooms become… problematical?