Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 26, 2023

Someone with a lot of experience smiting

They are not gonna like his reply.

Age discrimination.

Never mock God!

First he should send the locusts.

Yours truly Ron D.

Must be one of those more “modern” schools.

Funny! Must be Stanford.

Mood: Don’t try me!

Sadly this is more true than ever, especially in seminaries. Instead of the one true God being preached they’re now pushing the god of “wokeness”. Ask the Church of England if you don’t believe me

God should try out for a baseball team as a pitcher…he’s always throwin’ strikes.

Their rejection letter made him Thor.

Even worse, they gave the job to Joel Osteen.

C’mon, we all know God doesn’t have a halo, must be St. Thor…

If the idea is the “overqualified” people aren’t likely to stick around, you needn’t worry in this case.

You can’t teach at our college because you’ve discovered to have been tolerant

Welcome to the new hit TV series, “Bolts for Dolts.”