Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 01, 2023

Oh, won’t the chief of the police like to hear this story.

a cop cloud! that is a new one! Aim them into the canal Andy!

they ruined it for him – now what excuses shall he make for Flo?

Andy’s right, there should at least be an oof and a clump in that fight cloud!

What a night to fight in the moonlight.

It is April Fool’s Day after all.

@Templo S.U.D.- Right. The chief will say: “WHAT?? IT’S NOT ANDY BRAWLING THIS TIME??” LOL!!

You be Clouso I’ll be gadget.

So has the standard of writing funny punchlines.

The only thing the policemen can’t brawl is that each other cannot hit rank higher than the constable just like in the armed forces but I see that they are equal constables so they won’t break the rule unless they are breaking the King’s peace!!!

OK I need one of you Brits to translate “down the PAN”

Con’un’stables.

Andy can walk by proudly…..

And when they get hauled before their sergeant, Andy, you’ll be completely innocent for a change!

Question him about WHAT? He usually gets locked up for Drunk and Disorderly. He doesn’t need to confess for that!

Hartlepool constabulary must be modeling themselves after the Met.

As the 3 Stooges were leaving a dinner party that had descended into a pie fight, Moe says to Curly & Larry (all with looks of disgust), “My dear fellows. THIS is our punishment for associating with the Hoi Polloi.” (Hoi Polloi, 1935)

Yeah, the standard policing has sunk down to your level.

So feel free to jump right in, Andy.

What an appropriate strip for April Fool’s Day.

Maybe Andy might be a sport and offer them some pointers. ;-p