Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 01, 2023

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 1 year ago

    Oh, won’t the chief of the police like to hear this story.

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    ronaldspence  over 1 year ago

    a cop cloud! that is a new one! Aim them into the canal Andy!

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    seanfear  over 1 year ago

    they ruined it for him – now what excuses shall he make for Flo?

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    Sanspareil  over 1 year ago

    Andy’s right, there should at least be an oof and a clump in that fight cloud!

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 1 year ago

    What a night to fight in the moonlight.

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    It is April Fool’s Day after all.

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    djtenltd  over 1 year ago

    @Templo S.U.D.- Right. The chief will say: “WHAT?? IT’S NOT ANDY BRAWLING THIS TIME??” LOL!!

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    Jayalexander  over 1 year ago

    You be Clouso I’ll be gadget.

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    Gandalf  over 1 year ago

    So has the standard of writing funny punchlines.

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    DavBlc7  over 1 year ago

    The only thing the policemen can’t brawl is that each other cannot hit rank higher than the constable just like in the armed forces but I see that they are equal constables so they won’t break the rule unless they are breaking the King’s peace!!!

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    ksu71  over 1 year ago

    OK I need one of you Brits to translate “down the PAN”

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    Con’un’stables.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Andy can walk by proudly…..

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    And when they get hauled before their sergeant, Andy, you’ll be completely innocent for a change!

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    tcayer  over 1 year ago

    Question him about WHAT? He usually gets locked up for Drunk and Disorderly. He doesn’t need to confess for that!

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    Linguist  over 1 year ago

    Hartlepool constabulary must be modeling themselves after the Met.

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    cdillon85  over 1 year ago

    As the 3 Stooges were leaving a dinner party that had descended into a pie fight, Moe says to Curly & Larry (all with looks of disgust), “My dear fellows. THIS is our punishment for associating with the Hoi Polloi.” (Hoi Polloi, 1935)

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    Yeah, the standard policing has sunk down to your level.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago

    So feel free to jump right in, Andy.

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    tad1  over 1 year ago

    What an appropriate strip for April Fool’s Day.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Maybe Andy might be a sport and offer them some pointers. ;-p

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