Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for April 06, 2023

That guy looks like a burrito.

Time to assert your dominance, Miles.

Under the jail… huh.

Miles: “Ok, so why were the ‘coppers’ chasing you in the first place?”

Cellmate: “Listen kid, you needed a backstory for me. You didn’t ask for a good one.”

In the first picture Mile’s prison number (assuming the white patch is just that) is on the right but then it moves to the left.

Then again, it is a dream so that is hardly the weirdest thing that can happen.

Under the jail? I don’t wanna know that means.

“Welcome to the Salty Spittoon! How tough are you?”

“I drank orange juice for breakfast.”

“So?”

“AFTER I brush my teeth!”

“R-Right this way, sir!”

“What’re you in for, new fish?”

“I mix M&Ms and Skittles in one bowl before offering them to folks.”

“…there’s a special place in hell for people like you. Meanwhile, enjoy your top bunk, king!”

“…and creatin’ a nuisance.”

Scary inmate: “What’d you get, kid?”

Miles: “I didn’t get nothin’. I’m grounded.”

Scary inmate: “I mean, what were you arrested for, kid?”

Miles: “Breaking my dad’s TV.”

And they all moved away from Miles on the bench there.