Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for April 06, 2023

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    batmanwithprep  almost 2 years ago

    That guy looks like a burrito.

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    mccollunsky  almost 2 years ago

    Time to assert your dominance, Miles.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 2 years ago

    Under the jail… huh.

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    Ida No  almost 2 years ago

    Miles: “Ok, so why were the ‘coppers’ chasing you in the first place?”

    Cellmate: “Listen kid, you needed a backstory for me. You didn’t ask for a good one.”

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    ferryrudolph  almost 2 years ago

    In the first picture Mile’s prison number (assuming the white patch is just that) is on the right but then it moves to the left.

    Then again, it is a dream so that is hardly the weirdest thing that can happen.

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    Ellis97  almost 2 years ago

    Under the jail? I don’t wanna know that means.

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    rickicker  almost 2 years ago

    “Welcome to the Salty Spittoon! How tough are you?”

    “I drank orange juice for breakfast.”

    “So?”

    “AFTER I brush my teeth!”

    “R-Right this way, sir!”

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    rickicker  almost 2 years ago

    “What’re you in for, new fish?”

    “I mix M&Ms and Skittles in one bowl before offering them to folks.”

    “…there’s a special place in hell for people like you. Meanwhile, enjoy your top bunk, king!”

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “…and creatin’ a nuisance.”

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    Daeder  almost 2 years ago

    Scary inmate: “What’d you get, kid?”

    Miles: “I didn’t get nothin’. I’m grounded.”

    Scary inmate: “I mean, what were you arrested for, kid?”

    Miles: “Breaking my dad’s TV.”

    And they all moved away from Miles on the bench there.

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