Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for April 08, 2023

Specifics? Buy some expensive coffee at $tarbuck$, also five bucks each.

That’s the first of those wrong things: you have to pay for nearly everything.

Might be easier to list what’s right with it.

And what to do about any of them costs real money.

One thing wrong with the world is Broomie’s presence in it!!

Also, a number of other people, but I won’t bring politics in here.

And the list is as long as his beard!

“And trust me, you don’t have that much money!”

At that rate, Elon Musk doesn’t even have enough money to get to the end of that list.

Oh, Broomie, the list is endless: wars all over the place, poverty, homelessness, famine, earthquakes, monsoons, torrential rains, blizzards, Donald Trump…I could go on and on.

“OK, here’s five bucks.”

“People are too mercenary…”

If he stays up there all the time, what does he need money for?

Everybody is out for the bucks!

That guru looks like a not-so-distant cousin of Irwin and Nerwin.

So perhaps he’s just trolling Broomie.

Not enough money in the bank account…..

ever thought about intrest rates 18% is 18 cents you have to pay on each dollar you borrow

more like it will take too long so he takes a “shortcut” against it.

Gurus have to eat too.

Avaricious “Wise Gurus” are what’s wrong with the world!

Don’t pay the bum, Broomie!