Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 05, 2023

Yeah i can understand that.

mhm and never will

This one had me laughing and crying in sympathy at the same time.

“ᴍᴏᴍ, ᴅɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴜᴘ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀɴᴛsɂ”

Eh what be this the Dumpty Egg week?

I always assumed I was an only child because my parents figured they got it right the first time. ;-)

Shouldn’t have married an ostrich.

Well at least now we know how he got up on that wall in the first place.

If you think I’ll have another, you’re cracked!

Me want a brother or sister…. so get cracking…

He’s starting to ask questions now that he’s an Oval Teen.

OUCH!

Wow, look at her bandages.

Thanks Mark, that is really funny…

The Kroger egg hen can relate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGFp85i6lr8

I think I am seeing a pattern here …