Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 13, 2023

Spill the hot coffee in his lap, would ya?

In this office, the secretary is never asked to go get coffee.

Good way to get sued.

Love his name, Dave.

I guess being a barrister and barista really helps one rake in the….STAR BUCKS! ;D

Amicus brief and double shot macinato for Becky.

I think I’ll go to ‘Lawyer & a Bun’ instead.

I used to know a Shinkletoot. Nice fella.

I’ll be “brief”… gimme a “law-tay”…and one of those “torts”…

(Sigh!) that hurt to type those…

Drink and Sue is his slogan.

Just possibly a good way to serve subpeonas. “Todd P. Davis, III of 8 Huntington Way?”

…Shingletoot would be more appropriate …!

There are so many lawyers that a new group is forming “LGB” lawyers go begging…

R.J. should go to a better clothing store for a nicer law suit…

Inspired, perhaps, by the first episode of the new incarnation of the TV sitcom Night Court?