Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 05, 2023

A ten-minute ban from a bar is an eternity to Andy.

uh yes, Jack …. that IS a long time. Andy uses Mars’ time

that is two beers time Jack…

Just think of all he could have done in those 10 minutes: a quick dip in the canal, a brawl, bet on horses and so much more.

For a Cerevisaphile, 10 minutes is an eternity!

Hard for Andy to go without a pint — when he’s in the mood.

What’s yer pint, er point, Andy?!

That Jack is certainly a nasty bit, eh? Maybe Andy can trot on over to The Jolly Riviters until Jack regains his senses and grows a pair.

Oh, come on! Jack is not of the generations who are ‘triggered’ by an ‘insult’.

And his nose isn’t even red yet…

But he chose to insult the pub owner……..

Hopefully lesson learned, don’t bite the hand that serves the beer.

I can’t believe Andy doesn’t have a backup bar, I would think that would be mandatory for a guy with his thirst and his rotten reputation.

“Time in a bottle”

Go get drunk somewhere else, Andy.

Andy’s been tossed more than salad at Olive Garden!

To Andy that 10 minutes is getting him closer to sobriety.

Gee, Jack, if Andy is willing to forgive and forget…