Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 10, 2023

We can splash some on you if you score a home run, Marigold.

I don’t think anyone ever told me what it’s called when a ball is outside the strike zone, but the batter hits it anyway.

mmmm… moon nectar

I think Unicorn baseball sounds more like a way for unicorns to socialize than actually play anything.

Is “moon nectar” the UNICORN posh version of moonshine?

Unicorns have a short attention span!

Moon nectar has been banned since 1896.

Well, considering that as an equine shaped creature, her “knees” are right at the top of her legs… that’s a really small strike zone!

Is anything stopping that from happening right now?

Pitch clock nothing. “Drinking moon nectar and complimenting each other’s manes”: right THERE ya go yer major baseball improvement!

most sports are too complicated for me

Mmmm, almost too sweet, but not quite. BTW, Marigold, your mane is looking especially sparkly today.

i used to try to make up new rules to baseballl and my dad would get mad at me for it.. i should havehad a unicorn for a dad