Herb and Jamaal by Stephen Bentley for April 09, 2023

Scrambled of course.

I can’t remember when I saw real boiled and colored eggs. Plastic eggs are almost cheaper and reusable. And they can be chocked full of treats.

“Slightly”. She’s warming up to you!

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Wow. An egg joke not involving how much eggs cost!

Those eggs are going to be impossible to peel. I had chickens as a kid and learned immediately fresh eggs do not make for great hard boiled eggs. I came across a book of just egg recipes and it said you wanted the eggs to be at least 4 weeks old. Back when we celebrated I’d always buy a couple extra dozen the month prior to Easter and they’d remain untouched until a few days prior. Also the dates on eggs are worthless. I always do the float test on ANY egg. I don’t know what happened in the market before I got them. Usually 6 weeks AFTER the date on the carton they have started to stand-up a bit. Keep in mind the eggs that float need to be tossed. The ones that didn’t need to be used with 2 days since the act of putting them in water breaks down the seal further. That is why you should only test what you want to use that day.

Surprised she didn’t say bland.

Give her credit for calling him colorful.