Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for April 10, 2023

You were not fooling anybody Broomie. You want to hear all of the juicy rumors.

“If you can’t say anything good about someone, come sit next to me.” Alice Roosevelt Longford.

If the rumor is about Broomie, then it’s “malicious gossip”.

Using the disclaimer as a cover…

Now I’m curious. Spill it, Gay-lord!

I was about to ask if she hit her head THAT HARD while ridding her broom.

There’s nothing like a good rumor, but then there are no good rumors. Yip yip yip yip yip

“If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all.” Thumper. (From Bambi)

Curiosity!

I love the art in Broomy! Curly-cue trees and colorful scenes!

“We don’t go around repeating rumors. So you better listen closely the first time.” Yeah, I’m old.

I prefer delicious gossip. Tell me a spicy story, and I’ll take it with a grain of salt.

He never said it was malicious!

Two snarky gossipers met in an Enchanted Forest. It was juicy!

Typical Broomie

The malicious rumor is that all rumors are false!