Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 06, 2023

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    Ida No  over 1 year ago

    Ghost: “I murdered people by boring holes in their roofs and drowning them during big storms.”

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Fair. Water damage is expensive, but a ghost is just confirmation of an afterlife.

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    ekw555  over 1 year ago

    I assume the “murder stuff” you’re referring to is in your past and not in my future?

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    LOLBeth  over 1 year ago

    When you sell, you will have to disclose the haunting, but it’s a coin toss whether that will lower the value or raise it.

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    Buoy  over 1 year ago

    Murder ghost, like soothing ocean sounds to lull you to sleep?

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    Ed The Red Premium Member over 1 year ago

    As a kid, I remember walking downstairs into a dark room and hearing a mysterious noise and thinking “Ahh, ghost!”

    As an adult, if I walk downstairs in the dark and hear a mysterious noise, I think “Oh my God, please don’t be the refrigerator failing.”

    The kid version was 1000% less scary.

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