Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for April 18, 2023

Doesn’t matter what they do, they’ll find a way to screw it up.

The Arizona Cardinals picks are usually of the board.

Missed the arm entirely? Now we know why Tank didn’t try out for quarterback…

Mock draft, mock draft

May as well be witchcraft

Just use a crystal ball

Taken from Mel Kipers hall

As random as a space

On a dartboard in a dark place

Mock draft, mock draft

May as well be witchcraft

Hopefully, he didn’t hit anything or anyone important.

I’m not sure it’s Bill Hinds doing the drawing this week. Is he on the verge of retiring and handing off to somebody else? TM has been around for forty-eight years.

( collateral damage sounds from the darts game in Young Frankenstein )