Monty by Jim Meddick for April 25, 2023

Needs a shredder to be perfect.

Monty needs to incorporate a paper shredder to make it a major innovation.

Unfortunately, his notice from READER’S DIGEST letting him know that he just won a million dollars was in that stack.

Most of the J-mail I receive is a request for donations, some of them even send me money to buy the stamps, & do I keep the money? ……………….. Yes I do!

There are many things that go straight from my mailbox into my recycling bin.

On the way back from the mail box I pass the recycling bin. I lighten the load.

I’m just glad I’m not the mail person who has to carry all that stuff.

Mail enhancement procedure.

Wait until Wilford Brimleh, the Postmaster General, gets wind of this invention…

That’s a great idea! I could wallpaper my entire house with the crap I get in one month. (but it would be all images of pizza and hamburgers with a few starving children thrown in).

Junk mail should be illegal.

One of Montys better Ideas

The U.S. Postal Service has treated our country well.

Monty’s gizmos have a Fibber McGee-ish quality. But his Mail Receptacle, with a few tweaks and embellishments, could be a hit!