Don’t sneeze.
Tell him thank you but I hate runny eggs!
Nice gesture, but YUCK!
Ooh, can I shoot the egg back at him?
I guess he sent her an egg shooter because he wants to get laid.
He wanted to impress her! So he got the most expensive thing! Eggs are around $5 a doz in this area.
Problem is… if I was her… I would return it with another expensive (same price per) item – a gallon of gasoline. And… lit.
That dish will really make you a shooter…
Quel romantique
MS72 over 1 year ago
Don’t sneeze.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Tell him thank you but I hate runny eggs!
Lady loves a joke over 1 year ago
Nice gesture, but YUCK!
stamps over 1 year ago
Ooh, can I shoot the egg back at him?
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
I guess he sent her an egg shooter because he wants to get laid.
I Mad Am I over 1 year ago
He wanted to impress her! So he got the most expensive thing! Eggs are around $5 a doz in this area.
Problem is… if I was her… I would return it with another expensive (same price per) item – a gallon of gasoline. And… lit.
T... over 1 year ago
That dish will really make you a shooter…
briggs.roy078 over 1 year ago
Quel romantique