Don’t sneeze.
Tell him thank you but I hate runny eggs!
Nice gesture, but YUCK!
Ooh, can I shoot the egg back at him?
I guess he sent her an egg shooter because he wants to get laid.
He wanted to impress her! So he got the most expensive thing! Eggs are around $5 a doz in this area.
Problem is… if I was her… I would return it with another expensive (same price per) item – a gallon of gasoline. And… lit.
That dish will really make you a shooter…
Quel romantique
MS72 almost 2 years ago
Don’t sneeze.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Tell him thank you but I hate runny eggs!
Lady loves a joke almost 2 years ago
Nice gesture, but YUCK!
stamps almost 2 years ago
Ooh, can I shoot the egg back at him?
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
I guess he sent her an egg shooter because he wants to get laid.
I Mad Am I almost 2 years ago
He wanted to impress her! So he got the most expensive thing! Eggs are around $5 a doz in this area.
Problem is… if I was her… I would return it with another expensive (same price per) item – a gallon of gasoline. And… lit.
T... almost 2 years ago
That dish will really make you a shooter…
briggs.roy078 almost 2 years ago
Quel romantique