Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for May 16, 2023

This won’t make sense.

Next time, Blanche, turn your head when you yelling Bingo…so the hot air doesn’t pop-the-corn off the board.

Blanche has a big . . . mouth

I would say this is corny, but there’s a distinct lack of corn in it.

I know I shouldn’t argue with a comic, but since they know what numbers were called, couldn’t her card be “reconstructed”?

And everyone was a-maized.

That sounds like code for something else.

It don’t matter, numbers are kept by the caller…

Well we all knew you were a blowhard.