Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for May 25, 2023

Well, at least someone will be able to eat.

Keep him chained up!!!

Luckily, poor Spook doesn’t exactly look good enough to eat!

And he’s going to see you as long pork……

Be sure to count your fingers and toes every night before bed.

Time to tunnel to the outside…

Spookingdorf should dig a tunnel, then show it to the new boarder. Problem solved.

as long as they have no teeth – I’m pretty sure they couldn’t gum me to death before I caught on to what they were doing

It sounds like it’s going to be an execution!

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“Jailer, there’s a hair in my food…”

Hannibal Cannibal gets a free meal!!!

I always thought cannibal was beef in a tin!

One night in jail with the Spook, and the cannibal’s eating habits will be forever changed.

Now the Spook really has trouble, but he’d be a scrawny dish.