Lola by Todd Clark for June 04, 2023

Don’t want anybody to see!!!

Putting down the incompetent father figure is so old!

My child arrived just the other day

He came to the world in the usual way

But there were planes to catch and bills to pay

He learned to walk while I was away

And he was talkin’ ’fore I knew it, and as he grew

He’d say "I’m gonna be like you, Dad

You know I’m gonna be like you"

And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man on the moon

When you comin’ home, Dad

I don’t know when, but we’ll get together then

You know we’ll have a good time then

My son turned ten just the other day

He said, "Thanks for the ball, Dad, come on let’s play

Can you teach me to throw", I said "Not today

I got a lot to do", he said, “That’s okay”

And he walked away but his smile never dimmed

And said, "I’m gonna be like him, yeah

You know I’m gonna be like him"

And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man on the moon

When you comin’ home, Dad

I don’t know when, but we’ll get together then

You know we’ll have a good time then

Well, he came from college just the other day

So much like a man I just had to say

“Son, I’m proud of you, can you sit for a while”

He shook his head and then said with a smile

“What I’d really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys

See you later, can I have them please"

And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man on the moon

When you comin’ home son

I don’t know when, but we’ll get together then, Dad

You know we’ll have a good time then

I’ve long since retired, my son’s moved away

I called him up just the other day

I said, “I’d like to see you if you don’t mind”

He said, "I’d love to, Dad, if I can find the time

You see my new job’s a hassle and the kid’s got the flu

But it’s sure nice talking to you, Dad

It’s been sure nice talking to you"

And as I hung up the phone it occurred to me

An oven mitt will not be as effective for playing catch….

Give Dad points for trying.

Where are the pop tarts?

I doubt that he was her son as she was a retired drill sergeant……