Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 10, 2023

So you’re saying they made a mammoth mistake?

That’s a lot of abondigas!

You can always cut it up small. Like you do with your steaks.

what is your definition of “small plates”?

Of course, we were referring to tectonic plates.

Is that thing vegan?

Chop him up out back so customers don’t see him.

They’re going to need a bigger plate.

I’m waiting for tomorrow to see how they get it through the the door…

What? Is this some kind of “bring your own knife” restaurant?

There’s only one way to eat a mammoth: One bite at a time.

How all-you-can-eat got started.

And shouldn’t they be at the delivery entrance?

But they can get it for you wholesale.

What a drag!

Thus was the invention of hunting quickly followed by the invention of butchering.