Ben by Daniel Shelton for May 17, 2023

Surely she cleans under the cushion more often than that.

That’s why my eggs are always Cadbury

I can’t believe it didn’t crack when he sat on it.

If it’s chocolate, it should still be edible. My family once missed an egg for a couple years… and it was a real one.

Unless it was a chocolate egg, or real egg with its contents blown out, by now it would be very ripe smelling.

I wouldn’t care if was left there yesterday, I’d still through it out.

Who among us oldsters eats anything that came from the couch crack? That’s awful!

What kind of month old Easter egg would you pull out of the couch and eat without unwrapping or unshelling? I smiled at the “joke” but still puzxled!

who would eat an egg sitting out at room temperature for several days? and how long ago was Easter in the strips timeline?

We had one we didn’t find until we moved away. It was hidden in the base of a poinsettia plant that lived (and stayed red) for 7 years. The egg was there for six of them.

I think he just confirmed it was 3 years ago.

By the look on Ben’s face it’s three years ago

I’m saving my last Russell Stover truffle egg for my birthday next month. (I don’t like cake.)