Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 27, 2023

Elmont, you old dog!

She will slap an extra 50% on the price for Elmont.

The satirical British puppet show did a song that went “Why not kill an estate agent tonight?” (The song’s kill list included “99 percent of the world and everyone I know!”)

Looks like they found Lois from “Hi and Lois”. :D

What landlord would rent to a schitzo??

Look, there are good real estate agent out there.

Let Joanie do all the negotiating for the apartment.

Cute ones are the WORST.

I’ve never had to use a real estate agent to rent an apartment.

You can lead an Elmont to water, but you can’t make him drink. You can, however, make him drool a little.

OF COURSE, it gives her number. Real estate brokers have ink stamps in their palms, so you get their phone number with every handshake. :)

“Kill my landlord.

Kill my landlord.

C-I-L-L my landlord…"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9K48UEM5X4

So Alice deals with the agent alone