Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 20, 2023

You know you have a drinking problem when……

Maybe he doesn’t need to because his drink (water) is free.

He’ll buy all the water you want.

Do you really want to drink toilet water?

“Really? You never let me drink what you’re drinking. In fact, I believe my drinks are free.”

Not if he’s Andy Capp!

Ok, but you’ll have to growl if someone so much as appears to approach your Happy Hour dish. Would you like some Pretzels and Ranch Sauce?

He did. But you didn’t like the Snausages.

If my cat really loved me.he’d let me win some money in the lottery.

Every comment assumes that the dog isn’t drinking beer… no imagination

Is he drinking the hair of the dog?

I guess Andy Capp isn’t anyone’s best friend