Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 11, 2023

There’ll never be a better one, she’s the GOAT!

And, with that attitude, she’ll never goat one, either.

Stand there for just one moment, please: it makes for a better shot!

Shouldn’t that have been “Ewe goat girl”?

When she puts her mind to it, she can do nanny thing.

to be serious for a moment… the places goats can go with apparent ease astonishes me

this one’s baad

so, she’s in no-man’s land…?

If you’d stop goating those guys you’d have better chance of having those kids you want…