Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 17, 2023

With the power out, the cheese in the fondue pots is losing its meltininity!"

Figured you would tell her to fill out a application at a pancake house Tank.

She might want to apply in a different city, too.

That’s bad advice, RJ/Tank. She’ll come home all sweaty and covered in sugar glaze.

So nobody in that big town has no UPS / inverters eh.

KA-KRISPY KREME!

If this doesn’t work, there’s always Plan B: wasting Fire and Smoke with a fire extinguisher.