Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for June 02, 2023

Can one lose it if one never had it to begin with?

No doubting a pigeon left something in Kranky’s mind…

This is why I don’t write cheques any more.

Stop….while you are ahead!

Pmmmm, “Whenever I do something stewpid, I’m reminded of you.”

Sigh

I wasn’t aware he had ANY lucid thoughts.

I have so many relatives who would talk this way and get furious when corrected.. so we just ignore their faux pas and smile

As long as he can maintain his superior attitude.

Well, There it is! There’s the Benchleyesque quip readers were anxiously waiting five days for! Ed confused the word “pigeon” for “smidgen,” and Hilarity ensued! Who could possibly not find this funny?

Haha! XD