Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 22, 2023

“Good! Glad to hear it went well!”

Please don’t throw away life preservers, it’s just a drill

Not exactly the reply I’d expect, sorta scary

Were Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell there?

the Muster Station looks empty… all the passengers jumped ship….!

Let me guess. It’s the U.S.S. Caine, right?

but it’s water under the bridge now

volunteer? or not?

If you fall off a big ship, unless you are wearing a radar transponder, a sonar emitter and carrying a supply of flares, your chances are not good, even with a life vest.

I think they are both gull-ible.