JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for May 24, 2023

Just leave jumping spiders alone, Jojo, and we’re cool..

I just can’t stand having bugs and spiders inside of my house.

Bad bugs, bad bugs whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad bugs, bad bugs whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

I wouldn’t mind flying insects if they didn’t spend all their time flying around my head, buzzing near my ears, and occasionally biting me.

“….and piece by piece all other creatures became extinct until there were only humans left to turn off the lights before exiting as well.”

Aphid Midge sounds like a superhero name to me. Or maybe one of those low level villains, the kind you beat on level two.

When a “fly” is buzzing around my head I don’t take time to identify it

What’s the situation with Japanese Beetles?

When I was a kid in the 1960’s I would catch a full jar per day—-and rosebushes didn’t stand a chance

Going full-on Garfield here…

No reactions about Jojo’s reaction?