Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for May 26, 2023

That’s one line I don’t want to be in.

It’s not like anyone is going o pay attention to you anyway, so go!!!

You’ll be sharing your dream (nightmare) with others.

In one way he’ll be buff.

ᴄᴏᴘʏ

ᴘᴀsᴛᴇ

ғʟɪᴘ

ʀᴇᴘᴇᴀᴛ

No, thank you.

She’s enough to drive him crazy!

DON’T LOOK ETHEL! too late she’d already been mooned!

I guess that’s one way to thin out the lines.

Surli’s other job … developing Chinese unfortunate fortunes for cookies …!

That happened to me once. The clerk asked if I had any distinguishing features and normally I don’t like to brag but…

Two fortunes in a row, yay!