Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 27, 2023

You were playing to hard Broomie.

Some things never change

#metoo: he gets it. No means no. Welcome to the 21st century, Broomie.

Judging from his taste in clothes, that man’s desperation is pretty obvious!!

He is playing hard to get too!

It probably wouldn’t have lasted. Broomie would have zapped him sooner or later.

Playing hard to get is an old ploy! Today, the girls call the boys, etc.

I still stand by my philosophy….if it isn’t HIS idea, it ain’t gonna work!

Are they trying to make him look like Urkel?

Back to the books on how to get a man. Yip yip yip yip yip

You should have gone, Broomie. After all, if the guy is a jerk, you can always zap him.

Broomie, don’t you get what is going TOO FAR TOO?

Atta girl……..

Playing hard to get only works when both parties want to play.

In today’s culture of “No means no”, he’s more likely to just walk away.

Playing hard to get might make you not be gotten.

Broomie is not hard to get. She is hard to want.

But Broomie, everyone is stranger until you get to know them.

He seems like a nice guy…..

You’ve been playing “hard to get” so successfully that you’ve lost even this Sad Sack schmuck, Broomie!

In this case, winning equals losing!

Sorry, Old Girl….