Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for May 30, 2023

get things in writing, Adam!

Wouldn’t it be easier to drag a nearly empty pool to near the curb and then fill it the rest of the way? Oh, but that would be too easy for that family.

I wonder if Katy is related to Agnes. After all, they both come up with stupid ideas.

You can become a better entrepreneur than that. Tell people they have to pay five dollars an hour if they wanna splash around in the pool.

Or, fill a spray bottle with ice water and forget about moving the pool.

TRUE STORY: When I was 13-years-old I had a Kool Aid stand out on the front lawn near the sidewalk, and I made a little Miniature Golf-type putting hole next to it. The “course” was a long, narrow green 4 feet wide with a 2-foot wide ramp that had a 4-inch hole in the middle it and set at a low angle, 10 feet away. I marked the course boundary with a garden hose.

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With every 25-cent drink you got a free shot with a putter to make a hole-in-one. MAKE it and you get your quarter back or a free drink. One high school-age neighbor kept trying and trying. After spending about $2 he said it was too hard and dared me to try it. I had practiced a lot and with good luck going for me I dropped it in on the first try. He spent another $3 before he made it himself. Bought LOTS of candy that day. ;-)

Ah, 88 degrees. That’s what I call WooHoo factor zero when my pool reaches that temperature.

You could just throw a glass of ice water in their faces. Less work and you don’t have to worry about wet shoes.

Adam thinks this is a pretty cool idea.

Adam is easily convinced…….easily!

You know, I’m thinking lemonade and shade would get a couple of bucks out of me if I was walking around there. Soggy drawers? Not so much.

Just use the hose

Just remember. It’s all fine and dandy until the cops show up.

She’s had worse ones…..

Might work better if it’s $5 and she won’t splash the heck out them.

People can run through their neighbor’s sprinklers for free.

“88” stands for HH, and you know what that stands for. This is a coded secret message to all “Adam” followers of “88”…