When my son was a Scout and I was a Scoutmaster, we would go to summer camp where the kids would swim in the lake or the river. And complain about it. They’d also complain about the outhouses.
Years later, I was a Scoutmaster again but my son and his friends were now adults. I told them that the Council had installed plumbing with flush toilets and swimming pools. They curled their lips and sneered, “That’s not how it’s supposed to be!”
Tell him, ‘Your nostalgia, your swimming hole. Drop us at the library next door to the McD’s, and when you’ve had your fill of cold water and mud, come on back to get us. Enjoy.’
Okay, I know I should snark somethin up here but seeing the drink abandoned on the box reminds me, I haven’t see any of those newspaper boxes on the side walk for a long time. Do they still do that, or did mobile devices kill that too? You know, like pay phones.
seanfear over 1 year ago
c’mon kids, he had been bearing with you – you can spare some moment of joy from your time for his sake
C over 1 year ago
And still not of good character
SHIVA over 1 year ago
Sounds like Lardo’s been talking to Calvin’s father!!
Enter.Name.Here over 1 year ago
“…the mud, the chilly water, the snapping turtles……….The toxic run-off from the new nearby chemical factory…”
snsurone76 over 1 year ago
Adam must be a relative of Calvin’s dad.
Uncle Kenny over 1 year ago
When my son was a Scout and I was a Scoutmaster, we would go to summer camp where the kids would swim in the lake or the river. And complain about it. They’d also complain about the outhouses.
Years later, I was a Scoutmaster again but my son and his friends were now adults. I told them that the Council had installed plumbing with flush toilets and swimming pools. They curled their lips and sneered, “That’s not how it’s supposed to be!”
nosirrom over 1 year ago
I remember the old swimming hole. But as far as visiting it again, no thanks.
I’ll stick with my heated pool where the temperature is set to WooHoo factor zero!
drbee over 1 year ago
Tell him, ‘Your nostalgia, your swimming hole. Drop us at the library next door to the McD’s, and when you’ve had your fill of cold water and mud, come on back to get us. Enjoy.’
LawrenceS over 1 year ago
Can’t remember last time I was a car in the strip… Now I remember why. Apparently I’ve repressed this vehicle from my memory.
Great dialogue though. I know several people with more character than they need. Pity you can’t bottle it and sell it.
Gandalf over 1 year ago
He’s turning into Calvin’s father.
VICTOR PROULX over 1 year ago
As close to a city scape as Harrell is going to get
Lord Flatulence Premium Member over 1 year ago
The mud, the bacteria. the parasites.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Okay, I know I should snark somethin up here but seeing the drink abandoned on the box reminds me, I haven’t see any of those newspaper boxes on the side walk for a long time. Do they still do that, or did mobile devices kill that too? You know, like pay phones.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
Her character needs to be softened!
ladykat over 1 year ago
It’s just a few hours, kids. You’ll survive.
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
Something tells the old swimming hole ain’t what it used to be. Probably more like the old swimming dump.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Adam@Home is now Adam@Hole.