Strange Brew by John Deering for June 09, 2023

You’re not little

…so we’ll have to skip the mane event, and move right into the dog and pony show!!

Why the long face?

Better than being a horse’s patootie.

“… so lets skip the presentation and all pony up to the bar.”

He’s clearly not stable

“Why the long face?”

I’ve been asked to introduce the Mare.

If you were a little horse, then you wouldn’t be able to reach the mike.

Yes, you are.

Isn’t there a pill for that?

One trick pony, huh?

He Neigh-ver stops…

I think he threw a shoe.

Quit stallion and get on with it!

Insert rimshot here.

No shetland…

Let me introduce our next speaker. Mr. Ed.

Maybe a medium size horse if the truth be known….

Somebody hoof this guy off the stage. :)

He’s just trying to stirrup the audience’s attention

Ah, die alte chokes are die beste chokes!

Anyone do “I caught a colt.” yet?

As the Scottish members of your audience might say, “neigh problem”.

He’s a little horse every night.