Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 11, 2023

. . . And the people rejoiced.

No news is good news….

Tooooooo late. I already margarita’d.

While the king’s away, who knows what he’ll say?

Does it really matter?

I guess it’s 5:00 somewhere.

It must be 5 o’clock if it’s margarita time?

That’s my kind of news, especially the “celebrity” part.

If the news were honest….

When the finks away the knights at play!

The king’s away, time to be politically incorrect!

If I had this job, this is along the lines of what I would say.

OMG! HOW TRUE!

It appears that the “give a f***” gauge is on empty.

He’s phonying it in.

is this (non) quiet quitting?

TOWN CRIER Loses JOB !

“It’s right there, stupid!”

That’s just funny to me…

This guy’s trying to polish his act in his night job gig. “Don’t quit your day job.” comes to mind.

When the fink is away, the peasants can weigh in schemes to get rid of him beyond the palace gates forever.

Did somebody forget to wind the sundial?

He just tells it like it is!! good job!