Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for June 16, 2023

… says King Thong

Some people expose nudity, others it is obscenity.

Not StarTrek.

I like these because I only have to read two panels.

I always carry a bottle of eye bleach…just in case.

“Denuded” is one of those words that sounds like it might mean the opposite of what it actually means.

I prefer to live my life clothed.

Ah, the NCBFC. Their website photos are lively as a JC Penney ad.

Member’s Only jackets for everyone!

“And now, a Special Word from the National Council on Being Fully Clothed, to Howard:”

“NO!”

“This has been a Special Word from the National Council on Being Fully Clothed, to Howard.”

HOWARD! … but NOT dethonged …!

(there’s a song in there somewhere … yeah, thong, I know)