Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for August 28, 2011
August 27, 2011
August 29, 2011
Transcript:
Cathy: This one?...This one?...This one?...This one? This one or this one or this one or this one? This one? Or this one? Or this one? Or this one?? Saleswoman: Would you like to use a life-line? Cathy: Yes! Saleswoman: Poll the audience? 50-50? Or phone a friend? Cathy: Poll the audience!...Which top looks better on me?? Women: Tan! Gray! Green! Blue! Cathy: AACK! Inconclusive! I'll use my 50-50! Saleswoman: ...Bing! Blue and tan are eliminated! Cathy: But blue and tan were my favorites! Phone a friend!! Hello, mom! In 30 seconds, tell me if I look better in the unreturnable green or gray top!! Mom (from phone): Why are you wasting your money on more tops?? Cathy: AACK!! I've used up all my lifelines and I haven't even gotten to shoes! I'm out! Loser! Loser!! Saleswoman: This has been another thrilling edition of "who wants to drive the salesclerk crazy?"
gobblingup Premium Member about 13 years ago
Wow, that was one of the worst displays of indecisiveness that I’ve seen yet.
rgcviper about 13 years ago
As a huge fan of primetime “Millionaire”, this one struck a chord. However, I must agree, lightenup, that Cathy has managed to make a mess of the whole thing. Funny, though.
Gretchen's Mom about 13 years ago
As neurotic as Cathy is, it’s a wonder she didn’t buy all four! If it’s a really good sale (as in it’s the “end of the season” and they’re practically giving the tops away), why not? That’s what I sometimes do!
Josie718 about 13 years ago
Well that actually brings back memories when I worked retail and the customer didn’t have enough money and had to figure out what to put back…… gee…. such special hair pulling times….lol