Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 19, 2023

You knew she was a waffle girl.

Come on Rip let Breezy have some waffles. It’s your wife after all.

A waffle is just a pancake that got ran over, Rip!

Stop griping, Rip, and just be happy that your heretical, waffle eating spouse is free.

And, now we see our happy couple leaving the pancake house, returning home, giving a their daughter a hello, as they pass her on the way to their bedroom. Where UberMacho Rip demonstrates how he got that name.

Where is Deputy Rowdee?

KA-CASE CLOSED!

Waffles, pancakes, as long as there’s plenty of syrup to go around, it’s all good.

ka-syrupy

We almost had a moment there. :)

Won’t someone please blow something up?

Go easy on Breezy Rip, at least she didn’t say…GAG! BARF! HURL!…. FRENCH…. TOAST!

AND I LIKE FRENCH TOAST!