9 to 5 by Harley Schwadron for June 26, 2023

Its charge has a lifetime guarantee.

Back in the day, reading books was considered a newfangled waste of time and dangerous. Still is in Florida.

Back in the day – I couldn’t wait till the Readers Digest came in every month !

You don’t – that’s the joy of it!

You don’t. They recharge you.

“A book?”

“That’s right. When I was your age, television was called books.”

— The Princess Bride

It’s built to last a lifetime, needs no special interface, and doesn’t have to compete with anything else when you hold it in your hands.

It’s a library book, when you return it, they’ll charge…

Here’s a fork and there’s the outlet

slap him

Apparently, they’re not on the same page.

A joke that never gets old— because it was never fresh.