Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for June 28, 2023

shoulda applied the brakes

I believe he is suffering from deceleration trauma or dirt poisoning. If you think you want to go bungee jumping be sure to ask the people running it how many jumps have been done on that bungee cord. If you get a blank stare or they say they don’t know run, don’t walk, away. There is a limit on how many jumps one cord can handle.

Thirty feet of Bung with forty feet of Gee.

Measure (distance) twice, jump once!

Ouch!

Apparently someone didn’t graduate as a math major.

Now, if you’re still alive, you need a lawyer.

That made me recoil.

Oh! That’s going to leave a mark, in the ground.

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“I did tie it to the tree! I used my best slipknot…”

Remember ….. it is “NOT” the fall that kills you ………… It’s the “SUDDEN” stop when you crash ……. :0

and the dumbest part…not checking the length of the cord before the fall.or just plainly, jumping.

Aka: cords which are too long.

Always measure your bungee.

Should’ve measured the bungee! Haha! XD