Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for July 13, 2023

Poncho arrives…trouble ensues!

For all that noise, it does not appear to have done much awakening.

Fool of a Palmer ???

Elmer didn’t hear a thing!

and thus the Janitor awakes from it’s slumber. :}

It woke up the janitor?

I had no idea they were anywhere near Moria. I wonder if the old guy smokes?

They just don’t make cave trolls like they used to.

Just look at what I’ve missed out on by not seeing (or reading!) Lord of the Rings! Woe is me!!!

“Fool of a Palmer?” After all those times battling political trolls online, I’ve never heard this one?

BLOSH!

So, the modern equivalent of a flame-spewing balrog with a fiery whip, is a janitor with really bad breath and a push-broom?

And they say there’s no such thing as progress!

Janitor is just a stand-in. :)

What did he even knock in? A bagpipe?

Brilliant! Thank you, Paul Gilligan.

FLY YOU FOOLS!

That custodian looks like my ‘Pal Rog’