Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for June 25, 2023

meh, Marvin

Dig my grave with a silver spade

How about a when-you-can’t-say-something-nice-about-someone-don’t-say-anything-at-all moment?

“Before we take our moment of silent prayer, anybody got the ball score?”

Ironic then, that his full name is Marv L. Ouss…

Lil sure puts the fun in funeral

at mine, everyone has to tell their favorite “clean” joke so Lil can say, "let us remember “saddenedby” wasn’t very funny honey!"

Aaaacckk!

Poor Marv! He was an annoying buttinsky…always telling stupid jokes and ate like a slob! We won’t miss him…that much…

I’d really like Lil to give my eulogy.

There’s also a Monopoly joke in this somewhere …!

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i won’t be at my own funeral, but no doubt i’ll get a moment of disdain…