Ben by Daniel Shelton for July 05, 2023

Um, Ben, that is even more unbelievable than the tigers in India story. Shame on you.

The earlier children learn adults can lie to them, the better.

Ben, never make up stories to your grandson. They’re so impressionable.

The same thing happened to me when Darth Vader zapped all my hair. Then he tells me he’s my Father and wants me to join the darkside to rule the galaxy with him

That kid’s too young to have seen Star Wars!

“Ben! I am your Barber!”

Yeah, my father used to give me haircuts.

Still a bit embellished.

The Vader cut.

Ben wasn’t much of a Jedi if he couldn’t use the Force to grow his hair back.