The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 28, 2023

If you are that classy rich man why you go to a normal diner? There isn’ t a Chez Maxime in town?

GIGO

Where does he THINK he is??!! At the Ritz Carlton?

/SHMIRK/

Brutus isn’t there to pay for it?

You mean there is a day when the day’s special is garbage that the cook prepares? I hope the waitress doesn’t expect a big tip for serving garbage then!

It’s DiJourno.

Swap.

Pickup, delivery, or you can eat it here.

With his perpetually sour disposition, would Veeblefester be able to tell the difference?

or worse… that could be part or his whole order… :{

Now that’s a pleasant thought: the guy who cooks your food in handling the garbage.

ROFL!

Deep fry it, cover it with sauce, name it using culinary nomenclature, and post photos under a different name. Increase the ‘limited edition’ price.

Recycling is usually a good thing. Not so sure about this time.

Why would Veeblefester be eating there?

Both. Going in and out. Mr. Chuck up Veeblefester.

“One Rancid Special! Extra Spit!”

With all his money…he goes to lunch at a corner burger place.

ba dum tss

“Delivery of course. Otherwise, we wouldn’t know what the special of the day will be.” Gotta have some fun with customers like that. I would….

Got to admit, there’s certain implications that could be draw from her comment.

’Ol Veeblefester starting his day off right…

Anybody who goes into a dive diner dressed like that deserves to receive the worst possible service. Btw you’re rocking that chapeau RV.

you’d think veebs would know enough to remove his headwear inside, but, judging from all the folks we see wearing a hat while dining these days, i guess customs must’ve changed…

Is there a reason his hat looks like a chamber pot?…