Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 05, 2023

You’re guano be famous someday.

I have some very creative birds in my garden.

I agree- that is really funny :-D

So, it was the bird that invented the Toupee?

It looks so natural!

The bird thought the statue needed a few big bangs.

Touchet!

he peruked all over it

It needed a touch up….

Don’t look now, but you’re standing in bird poop.

I have absolutely no doubt this was the inspiration for “spray on” hair. :)

The bird didn’t have to be standing in it in order for the joke to work. :p

Toupee poupee.

“And your most appropriate.”

They’re going to wig out when they see that

Maybe the bird found out the guy was a sh!thead.

Betty Poop says: “Poo poo pee doo!”

More like the Poupee.

I don’t know much about art — is this (the bird’s work, that is) what they call Realism?