Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for June 24, 2023

#eyeboogers

Black cat texting all the day and night

Take these gunky eyes and learn to see, hmm

All your life

You have been infected by this filthy houndery

Good one, Mittens! I’m gonna start using that hashtag.

I’m always cleaning that stuff out of my kitties’ eyes.

Poor Mittens. If it’s not the Evil Squirrels or Blue Jays, it’s Earl’s gunk houndery.

Love the #gunkytown hashtag…

A little eye gunk never killed anybody, Mittens.

I call that goo goo eyes

You have to do it with “momma cat” gentleness, then they don’t mind.

#CarefulMyEyes

I don’t know…“I want to take you to gunkytown…” just doesn’t have that ring to it…

I immediately started singing Funkytown.

I get the rare one out when I do the full face pet on my cats.