“I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn’t it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe.” — Marcus Cole, B5
Garfield suppurates his own discharge. It is him and his own choices that lead him to dismay. He has spent his life tortured by a day of the week when he could have been in control of his own destiny and appreciated every day of God’s earth. He gets what he deserves already and will continue to get what he deserves.
codycab 11 months ago
That could still be anything.
a dimwit 11 months ago
what DOES garfield deserve for his sins? More Monday torture, more diets, or even switching to decaf?
BJ40 11 months ago
You’ll get your “JUST DESSERTS”, sooner or later, Garfield. ;-)
FreyjaRN Premium Member 11 months ago
“I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn’t it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe.” — Marcus Cole, B5
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 11 months ago
Gar, you are a famous cat! That’s all you need!
2AndFour 11 months ago
A Garfield that is not Garfield is no Garfield. Stay the same. Eat more lasagna, sleep more and torment Jon even more.
jagedlo 11 months ago
You may need to keep one open at all times then, Garfield!
edmund_graham 11 months ago
Presumably unless the answer is “Double helpings of Jon’s dinner”
SkyFisher 11 months ago
Jesus Saves
TheLordIsHolyForever 11 months ago
Monday’s torture enough.
Just-me 11 months ago
Me too Garfield, me too. I know what I deserve but by the grace of God’s mercy I won’t, or at least hope I won’t, get it.
Goat from PBS 11 months ago
Even Garfield knows he has been bad. lol
ladykat 11 months ago
Maybe someday, Garfield, but not today.
CaveCat87 11 months ago
Someday, Garfield, you will get punished for all the rotten things that you’ve done to Jon and Odie, but not today.
geese28 11 months ago
Things Garfield deserves
Monday seven days
Daily accordion and spring dances from Jon
a BOOT kick from odie
Audio recordings from nermal about how cute he is
Oatmeal raisin cookie diet
KEA 11 months ago
Charlie: May we get what we want… - Steve Trevor: …and may we get what we need. - Sameer: But may we never get what we deserve.
DJohnny 11 months ago
Thinking about yesterday, you are?
karmakat01 11 months ago
when that happens…it will be most probably worse than “carpet bombing”…
raybarb44 11 months ago
Same here…..
eced52 11 months ago
Me too
anncorr339 11 months ago
What more do you want Garfield you have a great life
Garfield Fan 1949 11 months ago
Garfield suppurates his own discharge. It is him and his own choices that lead him to dismay. He has spent his life tortured by a day of the week when he could have been in control of his own destiny and appreciated every day of God’s earth. He gets what he deserves already and will continue to get what he deserves.
glowing-steak32 11 months ago
Don’t tempt fate.
little big nate 10 months ago
if he ever did then he would be dead or some horrible fate worse then death