Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for July 06, 2023

What about the kleptomaniac actor? He stole the show.

I’ll take the low road, and I’ll be in Scotland afore ye!

High road to heaven after he was shot!!!

Lil didn’t know and Lil doesn’t care.

I’d tell Herman to watch it, but he already has one …!

( wonder if it has Surli )

Where did he put it?

I think I will stick with the Kleptomaniac Psychiatrist. He stole my mind!

And Yogi Berra took the fork.

Then there’s my wife. She stole my heart!

The guy that took the high road must have been a civil engineer. Oh wait, I have never met an engineer that was civil.

then he took a stand…

Officer, I’d like to report a theft.

What did he take?

A kiss.

Ever hear of the romantic actor? He stole a kiss